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no
1. (no) (5437↑, 402↓)
The word that makes sex rape.

Lets fuck. No

2. (no) (1417↑, 295↓)
answer to all of life's problems.

\<Teacher\> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire? \<Timmy\> No\! \<Parent\> Go... to... BED\!\! \<Timmy\> No\! \<Parent\> Oh, okay then\! \<ButtSlut\> Looking fo' a good time, sugar? \<Timmy\> No\! \<BrownNose\> Mr President\! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation\! \<Bush\> No\! \<BrownNose\> Oh, okay then\!

Author: baSTardized boTTomburp http://no.urbanup.com/134656
3. (no) (648↑, 231↓)
Opposite of Yes. Disagree. Not wanting. Turning down.

Wife: Are you drunk, dear? I thought you said you weren't gonna drink anymore\! Husband: NO\!\!\!\!\!

4. (no) (596↑, 208↓)
1. get the fuck away from me 2. shut the hell up 3. get the hell away from me and shut the fuck up

Hey Mr. can you help me read these directions on this map? No.

5. (no) (667↑, 391↓)
HOw 90% of the idiots on this sight spell the word KNOW.

"Do you KNOW how to spell?" "Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."

Author: Poster Nutbag http://no.urbanup.com/144316
6. (No) (273↑, 27↓)
Yes

fat chick: do you think im fat? you: no.

7. (no) (255↑, 63↓)
Probabally the most common fucking word in the world.

You know the most used word in the english language? No.

Author: OMGINOWORDS http://no.urbanup.com/1942327
8. (No) (245↑, 127↓)
The opposite of yes. Meaning to disagree with something.

Person1: "Do you want a piece of pie?" Person2: "No".

9. (No) (109↑, 27↓)
No means no, bitch. Don't make me say it again.

"Can I rape you?" "No." "Is it alright if I touch your breasts?" "No." "Would you mind if I stuck my hand down your pants?" "No. Actually, yes."

Author: Anonymous citizen http://no.urbanup.com/2889963
10. (no) (68↑, 15↓)
a word used to ruin peoples lives.

Do you love me? No. Can I go with my friends? No.

11. (no) (84↑, 33↓)
The last thing you want to hear from the bride on your wedding day.

-Will you marry me? -let me think about it......no

Author: somebody8845 http://no.urbanup.com/2535865
12. (No) (89↑, 42↓)
Can often mean [Yes] and rape cases often manifest themselves from this popular misunderstanding.

"Do ya think I'm sexy?" "No" Do you fancy sucking my dick?" "No" "Alriiighty then..."

13. (NO) (203↑, 166↓)
The delcination of something

Say NO to drugs.

14. (no) (48↑, 16↓)
a. The saddest experience you'll ever know. b. The declination of something that you do not wish for.

Chris: Hey, do you wanna go out? Amanda: No. Chris (under breath): Unnhh... I'm gonna go sink in a river of despair now.

Author: HueyFreeman http://no.urbanup.com/2047759
15. (No) (86↑, 60↓)
A statement by which a woman expresses her desire to engage further sexual intercourse. Usually accompanied by tears of joy and violent body movements signifying arousal.

The plaintiff clearly shouted "no" to the defendant.

Author: maederokuh http://no.urbanup.com/603843
16. (no) (49↑, 23↓)
No is no. No is always no. When they say "No" it means a thousand times "no".

Finger pointing eyebrows low. Mouth in the shape of the letter "O". -"Pardon me..." -"NO" -"Excuse me..." -"NO" -"Can I stay, will I go?" -"NO NO NO\!"

17. (no) (39↑, 18↓)
no, will not fuck you

person 1: hey whats up? so u wanna? person 2: no

Author: not for you http://no.urbanup.com/886807
18. (No) (36↑, 16↓)
1) means no. 2) evil twin of yes.

1) NO\!\!\! PLEASE DONT\!\!\! NOT THERE\!\!\! 2) do you want aids? uhm, no? you mean YES\!? No. i mean its evil twin. yes? NO\! NO AIDS\! YES\! YES AIDS\!\!\! LEMONAIDS\!\!\!\!

Author: Mike Dixie Normous http://no.urbanup.com/2893678
19. (no) (56↑, 36↓)
A word that means 'negative' In most situations but can somtimes mean yes in a sexual sitution involving one very shy partner and is often mistaken to mean yes when it does not leading to lawsuit.

"Do you like me?" "...not in the way your thinking..." "GREAT\! let's have secks" "No I mean it. Please go away." "...Someone on urbandicitonary sad 'no' means yes\!" "NO\!" "YES\!" *rape* "...That was a good orgasm. I'll see you in court on saturday." *leaves*

Author: chaoscontrot http://no.urbanup.com/2020708
20. (NO) (32↑, 16↓)
short way of saying Not Objecting. turning rape into consensual, rejection into acception.

boy: can i go out tonight? fascist adult: NO boy: thanks\!

Author: om nom nom nom nom nom nom http://no.urbanup.com/3541770
21. (no) (40↑, 24↓)
what my girlfriend always says to me

Nerdy Bob: hey, u wanna go 2 the movies? Girlfriend: no\!

22. (No) (26↑, 13↓)
When said in a disbelieving, shocked, or surprised voice it signals you didn't see something coming. Its said when all the evidence shows you one thing, but you still are in disbelief.

Dude1: Dude did you see Ashley? Dude2: Not recently why? Dude1: *points to Ashley making out with another girl* Dude2: No... *is said in surprised and shocked voice* Dude1: Awesome right. Dude2: Hell yeah\!

23. (No) (21↑, 8↓)
Powerful word that can instantly shoot down an entire conversation.

Guy 1: Hey dude I have this thing with karen, what should I do? Guy 2: No ________________ Jim: It probably makes a sorta "pit-pat" sound Will: what are you talking about? It's silent. Jim: But if it HAD to make a sound. Will: No

24. (No) (31↑, 20↓)
No means [exactly] what it says.

Although No is a [very] [short] [word] it is a somewhat complicated one which some people as [some] [people] [fail] to understand. [What] [part] of No do you not understand?

25. (No) (14↑, 4↓)
The word Mirko says to every question.

Me:"Mirko did you get those pictures yeeettt?" Mirko: No

26. (No) (38↑, 33↓)
Indicates possesive speech in Japanese.

2) Sensei no misete kudasai to kiite kudasai. (Please watch and please listen to teacher.)

27. (No) (82↑, 77↓)
Someone who is such a [noob] that they dont even deserve the O and the B

Your such a noob that you dont even deserve the other half of the word, your just a no\!

28. (NO) (45↑, 42↓)
Yes\!

question: Ya wanna? Answer: NO

29. (NO) (3↑, 1↓)
The most gangster thing a kid can say to an adult

Father: Listen young man; you go to bed right now\!\!\! Son: (turns slowly to dad) no Father: (turns to wife) He said no. What do I do? (freaks out)

Author: Kevin aka the greatest http://no.urbanup.com/6114738
30. (no) (8↑, 6↓)
another way to say convince me.

Bill: " hey u wanna be my girlfriend?" Kim: "no" Bill(not giving up): "but we'd be so great together, ill treat you like princes and get u a present every day and...(blablabla)" Kim(warming to the idea): "mm i like the sound of that..... what else?" Bill: continues to give reasons why they should go out, thus changing Kim's mind.

31. (No) (0↑, 0↓)
The opposite of yes. Used as a word to decline. Also portrayed as a way to say "GTFO" "STFU" "F*** off" etc. A misconception (whether intentional of accidental) is that "no" means "yes". The person who asks might be stupid, or really desperate for something. Something along those lines. The powerful word "no" can also ruin your life.

Sam: Wanna go the movie theater? Jon: No. Jack: Hey buddy\! Hows it going? Jon: No. Mary: I'm bored. Can we hang out at my house? Jon: No. Mary: Okay then\! *Mary drags Jon by his arm* Jon: Will you marry me? Kate: No. *Jon frozen in shock*

Author: The Ninja Cat http://no.urbanup.com/6267960
32. (No) (2↑, 2↓)
Means Blow Jobs\!\!\!

No i will not do that; but i will give you a blow job..

33. (no) (2↑, 3↓)
The way most illiterate dumbasses spell "know" online.

Bob: "where do u wanna meet up?" Mark: "i dont no"

34. (no) (15↑, 16↓)
In the case someone says no if it is exaggerated with many o then it is meaning: nooo we have english pride time tomorrow (bad) but, if the person says no with nothing added to that it means that activity is not happening for example: no english pride time tomorrow\! (good)

(bad)nooo we have school tomorrow (good)no school tomorrow

35. (No) (37↑, 38↓)
Sometimes it means yes.

Are you gay? No. Me too. Let's have sex\!

36. (no) (3↑, 5↓)
A back flip or backwards somersault that is executed while either stationary or in motion following another rotational move – used uncommonly and locally by some African-Americans in Saint Louis, Missouri during the 1980s and 1990s.

He did two handsprings and finished off with a no. or Who was the guy in the Olympics that did the triple no?

37. (No) (1↑, 4↓)
No... the most effective answer to any question and/or demand made by anyone of equal or lesser athority. No can be used in any situation but its recomended use is NOT against someone of greater athority such as the following: -(Wrestling) Coaches -Parents -Bosses -etc. Misuse of "No" can lead to the following: -Any number of STD's -A blacked eye -A kinfe to the liver -etc.

[No]...

Author: Leauge of Evil Super Heros http://no.urbanup.com/5481748
38. (No) (3↑, 6↓)
Work the neck the nipples and try back in five minutes.

*man tries to finger his girlfriend* Girl: *shakes head* "no" Man: *understands. Rubs her neck plays with her nipples tries to finger her again in five minutes (Success\!)* Now he is one step closer to being a man.

Author: Sexytimewithme http://no.urbanup.com/5132087
39. (No) (2↑, 5↓)
YES

Guy: Wanna go back to my place? Girl: No. Guy: Hey, want to fuck? Girl: NO.

Author: [][][][][][][][][][][] http://no.urbanup.com/5060657
40. (No) (12↑, 15↓)
A Giant bear, related to any bear species; A Very Large Bear.

Hey, Is That A No? You are being such A No.

Author: Da Bomb Shelta http://no.urbanup.com/2679874
41. (No) (7↑, 11↓)
The way rape starts.

Kobe: Bitch look at my pee pee Woman: ... Kobe: Wanna have sex? Woman: No

Author: EarthBound Hobo http://no.urbanup.com/4310438
42. (No) (22↑, 28↓)
The name of a song by the band, 'They Might Be Giants'

no is no, no is always no...

43. (no) (1↑, 8↓)
Explains itself.

Daniel: "Are we [there] yet?" Kelly: "No."

Author: IamNotSashaFierce http://no.urbanup.com/4792339
44. (No) (5↑, 12↓)
Ish don't think so

1. Omg.We're so gonna [spunk] on Barbara Streisand in Playboy\! 2. (No\!) Ish don't think so

45. (no) (10↑, 17↓)
One of 3 words in a DDR Freak moderator or administator's vocabulary, along with 'warn' and 'locked', this word is used to express discontent with content forum users have decided to post.

[Ruzel] made a new thread and Iguanagrrl locked it, simply saying "no."

46. (no) (16↑, 23↓)
synonym to yes a very very clever lie

idiot: you's doesn't thought i'ms is..........uh..........stupid does yous? me: no

Author: norvell the gelatonous banana of justice http://no.urbanup.com/113913
47. (No) (12↑, 20↓)
No: opposite to [yes].

\{teenage girl\} Can i have some money to go shopping? \{mum\} No. \{tg\} Can i go this pary? \{mum\} no \{tg\} why not? \{mum\} because we are going to nannas b'day party\! \{tg\} NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Author: Carly Sayno http://no.urbanup.com/1328923
48. (no) (26↑, 36↓)
A word that means "Yes" in a sexual situtation.

"Suck mah cock now, bitch\!" "No." *SPLOOGE*

Author: BigOlSmacktard http://no.urbanup.com/1057069
49. (No) (2↑, 13↓)
a word used to ruin President Chavez´s live.

Is Chavez a fair president? No. Will Venezuela people vote for my constitution amendment proposal? No. Is legal Chavez´s amendmet proposal for the Venezuela Constitution? No.

50. (No) (7↑, 19↓)
Opposite of yes. Disagree, turn down, tell someone they will not do something, don't want to, etc. Also, it indicates possesive speech in Japanese.

1) Mom: Jimmy, will you do the laundry? Jimmy: NO\! Mom: *kills Jimmy* 2) Sensei no misete kudasai to kiite kudasai. (Please watch and please listen to teacher.)

51. (no) (9↑, 22↓)
when you see something instantly that dosen't click.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo no that, no this, and no to you, NOOO\!

52. (no) (10↑, 23↓)
The word that makes up teh most annoying phrase eva

\<Me\> Hey man ur queer \<Dikface\> Err NO\!\!\!\!\!\!\! *Smack*

53. (no) (6↑, 24↓)
you can't no chance

no i will not have sex with men

Author: flip same yo http://no.urbanup.com/15138
54. (no) (5↑, 28↓)
used when you want someone else to shut-up ELSE: see your mom

hey wazzup NO kid, you don't do that

55. (no) (6↑, 29↓)
everything bad

I wood like to have sex? Will you do it wit me?NO

Author: SEXUAL MASTER http://no.urbanup.com/84958
56. (no) (7↑, 46↓)
in ben-your parents are monkeys

timmy-can i borrow 5 bucks? me-no\!

Author: chris who is watching ME STOP THAT http://no.urbanup.com/501296
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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